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i wanna stay in my bed and fart for a few more hours
Now would be a good time to set your alarm to pick me up from jail in the morning.
HER PREGGO ASS BROUGHT SPEGHETTI-O'S... IN HER PURSE.
Just thought to myself "I should practice shotgunning a beer before Wednesday." I don't think my GPA is going to like this semester.
Whoever put the rooster in the elevator is my fucking hero. Who even thinks of that shit?
i feel like spreading the word of drunken joy.
Vasectomy results are in. No swimmers in the water. REPEAT. No swimmers in the water. Come help me harness my new found super-power
Fucked him in his sketchy van in the Applebee's parking lot. In other news, my dry spell is over.
I keep finding Kraft singles in his pockets. Honestly, this is the weirdest family I've ever worked for.
i just ran butt naked down the hall and someone highfived me. i love college.
When i was leaving for work this morning, i realized the neighbor was passed out drunk, with no pants, and a half eaten whopper on my lawn. Knowing that hey..we have all been there before.. i decided to give him a pillow and a blanket rather than wake him up.
One day when i undoubtedly need an intervention please let it include lightsabers.
I think I can handle that.
I was just told I’m pretty enough to be a catfish. This made me so happy...
i solemnly vow to never stick my penis into crazy again
I give it a week.
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