yeah i was sneaking up to her room and on the way i saw a picture of her and left
i felt like the dude nobody likes from the mikes hard lemonade commercial
Yea i traded my bed for half a bag of jimmy johns jalepno chips, am I proud of it no, Am I happy I did it? yes
He came on my chest. Sat back and said "hey it sorta looks like lake michigan!" kill me now...
I feel like we're taking advantage of the fact that our R.A has cerebal palsey.
he also begged me to fake an orgasm when he couldn't get me to come.
He insisted on us having sex while watching the biggest loser and asked me if I could "resist the temptation".
No, you don't understand. If the words "stop," "alcohol poisoning," and "regret" aren't in the same sentence by the end of the night, I will have failed this birthday.
Okay so my USC tutor just offered to eat me out. I think I'm definitely applying to USC.
The last thing I remember was wearing a sombrero and trying to do cartwheels in the club
You did one successfully. Then smashed into the wall
It was like a square peg in a round hole... I've never seen one shaped like a stick of butter...
I think my favorite day of the week is the day we get to fuck
having flashbacks of licking salt of your dick for my shot of tequila
Same encounter she body slammed me to the floor and than humped me
His boxer smelled like clean laundry while I was giving him head. It was delightful, like sucking a dick in a spring meadow.
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