I went down on her for at least a half hour, She loved it, so I thought she'd recip. She said "I only do that if I know I'm getting something out of it."
SHUT IT DOWN.
His dick was so small it sat perched on top of his balls like it was king of his scrotum.
I used a physics textbook to prop her up so she wouldn't choke on her vomit...see I have learned something from statics class.
Oh my god, I hid a wine bottle in my boot.
She told me she's dating him because his apartment is a block from Taco Bell. I don't know how she's not fat.
When we were eating pie last night, I dropped some, and not only did you not judge me for far surpassing the 5 second rule, you let me use your foot to sock mop with. You're a good friend.
You ruined me. I can't stop referring to everything outside as the "no-walls" ever since you showed me that video while I was tripping balls. My speech may be permanently altered for the rest of earth spins
FACE TIME HER WHILE YOU GUYS BANG
im In safeway buying a bottle of Ciroc in short shorts at 3:00 pm on a Monday, yeah I don't know either.
Watched twin sisters make out thought it was amazing sick on their part but legit to watch
You yelled This cop is arresting me for possession! Possession of MARIJUANA!!", everyone cheered, and you let him handcuff you and take you away.
Kid got so high from the brownies he forgot his own name. Welcome to college.
You never know true fear until you're on your period in a house full of white furniture.
just found out that my aunt grows weed. today is a good day to be me.
Based on the conversation I'm going to assume you didn't close the deal.
It started going awry when I fell through a roof.
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