end the night at a gay bar...not sure how...but why the fuck do i have two condoms in my pocket?
just throwing this out there: period starts tomorrow sooo either sex tonight or not until tues/weds.
i get a bj anyways so it's really your choice.
k i'll be over in 5.
Just saw a picture of your new tub, cant wait to pee in it
I understand Curling. That high.
So Ryan had to wash the dishes. His solution: take a shower with them. I'm never eating at his house again.
MISSING: One left eyebrow. Reward if returned.
I put the extra pregnancy test in my sex toys box as a reminder that my actions have consequences.
I think my goal for this black wed is to not scream at an off duty state cop in a bar after trying to flirt with him. No need to make that an annual tradition
It's like all my brain cells are screaming at me.
I'm dying.
He filled four shots of Everclear and walked around saying "FREE VODKA SHOTS". he is to blame.
No later than 4:00 ok - I'm tying my viagra high into a superbowl halftime showstopper. Ya, you might wanna look away for that
I seriously had alll four of your knuckles bruised into my arm
She swallowed the key to the cuffs, I've been having to explain the pink fuzz all morning.
Terrible idea I love it
She asked what the dent on the hood of my car was from..i think she knows we had sex up there
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