Ah I wish I was there to nurse you then clean up your piss-filled water bottles
for some reason the bedside piss missed the water bottle today
She gave me a bj in her parent's kitchen while I ate the rest of her mom's birthday cake. Fuck. Yes.
what date should I let him know how fucked up I am?
I still have your handprint on my ass. You're not allowed to ignore me yet.
when she was 9 she got kicked out of our 4-H camp dance for pole dancing on the spirit stick
I just had sex on a bear rug. My life is complete.
obviously my window is still shattered. they're pressure washing my condo today. i think i need a bloody mary.
My mom was looking at curtains for me and sent pictures and I had to be like "not the Disney princess pink and purple, more like an acid trip"
I told him I was very thankful for what his country has done to my vagina and walked away.
I don't care how great the sex was, I cannot unsee what has been seen. I regret ever stalking his Facebook.
Well the good news is ill probably have my new boobs by the time he sees me naked
Yeah. That's the shitty part. God, I don't want to be a step mom. Sure I'm great with kids, but I just want unlimited sex and not have to worry about making friends with a fucking 7 year old.
Everyone is like kids first day of school and I'm over here like I need to stop sleeping with random
Yeah I was just reminiscing about that time a seagull shit on your head at the beach
These morning walks of shame have became my morning jogs
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