do you think it i'm gay because i was in a 3 way lastnight?
well not if you dont touch the other dude and concentrate on the chic
what chic?
I just watched my mom open a wine bottle with an electric drill. I have never been so proud.
Nothing makes my dick softer than hot girls in rain boots.
Its alot easier to hide alcohol when your wearing a toga..
everythings easier when your wearing a toga.
i had to pay fifty dollars for throwing up in the limo, 60 fucking dollars to throw up all over myself
just because she threw up on my junk doesnt mean i dont like asians anymore
I need to stop having one night stands with guys in my building so I can have someone to borrow milk from without it being awkward
once you have herpes you dont really care what goes in your mouth anymore.
did we decide the 'sorry about the threesome' cake was too flippant?
If there was a build-a-penis, I would build that penis.
You are going to come home to a suitcase in the fridge. Just go with it.
I was walking back to the dorm and was made fun of for wearing a coat. I'M SORRY I CARE ABOUT MY WELL BEING.
This is worse than naked and afraid. This is drunk and confused.
LIKE ALL I WANT TO CURE MY HANGOVER IS PORKROLL AND LIKE 85% OF THIS COUNTRY DOESN'T KNOW WHAT IT IS
in fetal position in his closet not sure if he knows im here... hugging his spongebob cake pan i stole.... now please come find me..
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