those bitches were sniggering at my man-pris like they were goddesses of fashion!
...dude i pray you are quoting something, someone, anyone...
got weed?
I'm really tired of you accidentally texting me when your doing illegal things. I'm taking away your phone.
sorry mom...
Going to get tested monday. You're coming with. Bonding time, slut style.
Just don't lie down.. Throwing up upwards is NOT cute the second time.
He looks like he has a penis
What the fuck
A good one, a good penis
Also I may have a condom stuck inside me, but I won`t know til I check the couch coushions.
i woke up with my wallet keys and phone missing and a treasure map to find them stapled to my shirt.
haha i know
There are flashing lights and a man dressed as Santa with a bullhorn in my cul de sac.
I'm not sure if this is awesome or scary.
I think ill wear my dads dashiki but make it sluttier. We shall see
The black hole just entered the party man, I can literally see guys starting to move towards her.
I am eating deep fried cinnamon rolls and I found a lighter in my sprinkles. I miss you.
Hold on I'm doing something revolutionary that blossomed from a high idea
I think he just tried to put your boyfriend in a trashcan....
You had sex with a guy who has a purple beard last night. No Molly for a while, ok?
He totally fucked me in his Chewbacca socks
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