So, how was the dinner
Just like the ex wife, cold, fatty, and expensive.
No, I'm never going to get a job bc I don't know anything about public relations except that Chris Crocker wants everyone to leave Britney alone.
We name dropped you at the liquor store and got a ten percent discount!
I can do it, this is my punishment and I will accept it, plus id like to see the look on peoples faces when I throw up on them
Could be my worst decision since the whole 'third degree burn' fiasco.
that's why i use the vibrator in the tanning bed. multitasking. plus then my rooms doesnt know how pathetic of a life i lead.
I don't know... But I do think this is probably the longest series of texts we've written discussing your cock. David was right, it is a brave new world. Also, slow day at work again?
he fed me chocolate as I gave him a handjob. I felt like a princess.
You kept saying "this bitch", mumbled incoherently for like 5 minutes, took a shot, and kept going.
I was so high. I had so much hair. It was like all my hair follicles exploded.
I was just tongue fucked into oblivion.
I feel like with a dick like that he could of done more with it
What. The. Fuck.
You'll have to be more specific. I do a lot of "what the fuck" kind of stuff
Depends how u look at it. Half-full, half-empty, or how should I shave my pubes
I am going to bedazzle the shit out of your Basilisk costume.
Randomize
