Ok let's jusst not talk today bc then we'll just do dangerous things but I'll say hello
its not stalking. its research.
i checked my sent messages this morning and i had apparently tried to text the bar, saying "idk what i drank, do you?"
did i by any chance text you anything about feathers last night?
you mean faeutihaers?
No, seriously, 1.5 gallons of sangria plus two days of untapped cock. Waiting here. For you.
So he handed us the weed then asked us if we needed any papers. And she goes "i dont know what that means, do we need to sign something?"
you know, even black out drunk I can always remember the exact point where I should have stopped drinking.
He told me I just kept sending him the word sex and dollar signs.
If you're still on campus there's a jack and coke in the bathroom of fondren science Bldg. Too strong to bring to class.
I smell like fire and strippers. Successful sunday funday.
Wait. You NEVER used a Dizzy Doodler pen as a vibrator?!?
I think he should just go away to a small penis island and never come back
Stop sending me pictures of you naked. This violates the friend zone agreement.
George disappeared two hours ago with a stripper named "delicious." Haven't seen him since
You claimed that someone else had vomited underneath you/on your hand
you were very insulted that we didn’t believe you that someone else vommed
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