is that paris hilton dressed up as the guy from star trek who hosts reading rainbow
I find it funny that "sexual harassment" contains the phrase "ass sex". Let me know what your thoughts are on the matter.
the only reason i invite her is so when the guys start to hit on her i know it's time to take their keys
Through drunken recall, I have managed to bring back awful memories of losing my virginity. And possibly traumatized my niece trying to get her to "learn from my mistakes".
I just came so hard there were tears. Actual tears.
He is indeed a crazy mutha fucka. But mark my words. MARK MY WORDS. My job has placed me at the same party as Tom Cruise. I. Am. Fucking. The. Crazy. Out. Of . That. Alien . Fucker.
I can't tell if you're talking about my pussy or Cape Cod.
She said her name is "Goose" and regardless of her being a lesbian, sometimes she just "needs a good dick"
Is this because I accidentally peed on you?
Well you could have stayed home, played house and got blow jobs all weekend babe, but we all have to live with our decision
After we had sex he gave me a thumbs up... fucking A&M Aggies, man
you had me at "meet me in the bathroom"
Plus you need some new dick in your life, the environment is fucked enough you don’t have to recycle anymore 😂💀
We're sort of like brothers. Except with more sexual tension. And we don't look alike. Or are related.
So we're not much like brothers really.
I'm waiting for you in a manthong right now.
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