I can't lisssten to Lou Holtzsss ssspeak anymore
There was a picture of him proposing on the night stand and their dog watched, but I can't help myself, his dick is just so perfect.
My New Years Resolution is to come up with a new resolution monthly. January: decrease my shotgunning consumption speed to 7 seconds or less.
Aw lol. Sounds like my masturbation injury last year
BEER BONG IN THE STOCKROOM COME IN TO WORK TODAY
I flashed some kids doing a church car wash. I feel like I really improved the quality of their lives.
No teenage boy ever gets scared away from sex unless she is slipping a wedding ring on your finger or is killing your cat. I promise.
He made me cum 7 times AND I nearly drowned him during that 69 in the back of a ford focus. Yeah I should get my gynocologist.
Let's go dancing. I wanna sprain an ankle. And a labia. My labia or yours. I'm not picky.
hahahaha what do we need the kangaroos for? please tell me we release them instead of doves
Am I getting cock blocked by karaoke? That's a first.
Blame the bisexuality and move on?
I think I found my saving grace in the form of a beard at the bar.
As soon as you told us you were an ostrich with a big penis, we began to wonder what you were on and if you wanted to share.
I fuckin love you!
I would reciprocate the feeling if i knew who this was.
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