me and my sister are feeding my dog poprocks. this is proof you don't need a lot of money to have fun.
Apparently he doesn't remember leaving the bar
If I spent $100 at the bar and didn't get laid I wouldn't want to remember anything either
i just saw a guy carrying a medieval times commemerative glass filled with vomit.. there were 2 people cheering him from behind
there are two kinds of girls in this world: my mom, and sluts.
You know were out to late when I call my hook up at 8:08pm and 8:08am in the same night.
I don't know if I have the sustained energy level for partying hard
Not a choice. You are mistaking my comments as options. My statements are facts. This is what is happening.
Ok so in the last 18 months I have now driven four different dudes into counseling. I'm like heroin with a vagina.
At one point last night I over heard you say " I'm gonna puke in a bag and pour it down your throat" I LOVE YOU.
Would it be inappropriate to rub one out in the gym shower? I mean, technically, I pay $80 a month to do what I want so could they really say anything?
Shower is fine. Steam room is shady. I've probably done both at one point in my life so I can't be used as a good reference.
I went limp when I heard her mom fart from her parents bedroom. It lasted longer than my hard on.
we are not taking body shots with the irish cream
He tripped and fell all the way to the ground and then stood right back with out spilling a drop of his 3/4 full glass of rum and coke. It was like watching something from the matrix
I can handle him. I'm made of spite and hot wings.
Like he legitimately was standing straight up, feet on the roof, not holding on to a moving car.
If you need me I'll be in the hospital involving super glue and fake eyelashes.
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