This is evicking siegelnvs
Im sorry?
This is fucking ridiculous*
if all i could do was poop and smoke weed, i'd be eternally happy
amen to that sister
.....then i was kicked out of my work christmas party......
he left me a note this morning. it said "thank you for letting me touch you"
so the party was at my house but some how i ended up being the only one who slept outside
Will you be topless? That will affect my answer.
He deleted all his profile pics with her. It was like the bat signal for single women everywhere.
He's such a champ. He puked on purpose just so he'd be coherent enough to roll this blunt
Join us. We're on the roof drinking breakfast
I guess? According to Jeff his mom is wondering when the grand babies will arrive. So I don't think they like ME so much as my supposed functioning uterus
I know you're asleep, but I just had a motherfucking epiphany.
I think I may have just taught my whole hall how to give a good blow job. So this is college.
Like how hard is it to come up to me with chocolate and wine and say "hey, you're beautiful. Wanna marathon Doctor Who in sweatpants?" Hell yes!
Do you think the police would frown on me opening a psych drug pharmacy on the side? Just to dispose of my drugs without polluting the water supply! It is for the animals!
You are hungover. Your arguments are irrational an incoherent. We only played twice. Have some Gatorade and take a knee.
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