Confirm your location. A cross street is best, but if google mapping yourself is your least-shameful option go for it. ps- going through his mail for an actual address is always an option.
Nah, I'm just going to keep fucking him until he realizes we're perfect for each other.
He looked down at his phone and screamed "I'M NOT A DAD!" and then bought the entire bar a round
Edward fifth and chaser hands
Throwing up so forcefully that toilet water hits you in the face is not what the Pilgrims and Indians had in mind for this holiday
And by defning the relationship I mean telling him I'm gonna fuck other people but its cool If he does the same.
Oh my god. I'm not ready to be an adult. I'm not ready.
This guy smelled his armpits before trying to approach me at the bar
you got in a fight with your imaginary friend last night when he didn't catch you after a surprise trust fall
i don't find him as attractive when he's dressed as himself...bring back Indiana jones and I would so fuck him again
Fyi - we're going to be eating those sandwiches in bed when you get home.
It's not christmas until we're acting sober in front of grandma
I woke up with a giant paw print on the side of my face, my jaw hurts, and I have no idea how any of this happened.
you have 30 seconds to convince me not to grab this guy's crotch in front of his girlfriend
shes rolling around in the floor yelling my vagina hates me
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