Nights of college: 1. Virgins: 1. Yes.
so basically i'm the" little sister", he's the "big brother" and we just fucked
Still waiting. He said he'd call between 2 and 10... apparently he's like the Comcast of drug dealers.
Fun Fact: The stage were about to graduate on is where we once drove a van and kidnapped someone.
Fun Fact 2: My parents are sitting by the bushes I peed in this weekend.
We had unprotected sex and she's eating life cereal for breakfast. The universe is telling me get the plan b for her
Tonight is one of those "I'm wearing a shirt as a dress" nights because I need to get laid.
its family weekend so i'm givin my little bro a tour of everywhere ive thrown up on campus
Is it ironic that the girl with the horse face is also on the equestrian team?
She looks like if Peter Griffin was a lesbian.
Run away.
Made myself shower before I'd masturbate. I probably should have wined and dined myself too, but that's pushing it too far.
It's his sex noise. "I'm gonna cu-THE LORD IS MY SHEPARD AND I SHALL NOT WANT"
you slapped the bag of goldfish out of her hands and screamed, "BITCH THIS AINT NO AQUARIUM". That's how fucked up
Shirley Temple died. We owe it to her to get dirty shirley wasted.
We had sex and he ended up in the hospital... don't know if I should be worried or proud.
Hey, I'm 22. I'm allowed to have a sex life and you're going to hear about it.
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