Duck Duck Cougar?
The hardest part of getting a new computer is deliberating whether to start the cycle of porn and viruses all over again.
just masturbated through my pocket at the library. hope you're enjoying your saturday night out.
i've already watched her fall off the steps, walk up on our porch and try to dance with the dog, and stumble across the street to stand outside the neighbors window...is it taking it too far to watch this rando girl and some guy have sex behind our parking lot now?
i did the responsible thing and pissed myself...
Hu mahhiw im so tired.i just got done. In fo dleepu. Aaaaaaahh. I qisj my mom filmed me. In axtunf so funny
thing about being the result of a teen pregnancy is that all my baby pictures are of my mom and dad holding me around their stoned college friends.
He asked me out while I'm back in town. I have to acknowledge and honor his persistence.
Your vagina must be laced with cocaine...
My life hurts
I woke up 30 minutes away from the bar, my car was at a train station, and when I got home all I got was the speechless head shake
He told me if he passed out to wake him by sitting on his face, and if he suffocated at least he would die happy. Found the one.
I shaved my entire vagina for a man who had the personality of a potato and a C- orgasm. Life is a series of disappointments.
Would you like to get a drink then hook up or reverse order I don't really care. Hopefully you can keep this between us.
It really hurts to walk. Any idea what happened to my hip?
Last night was fun but it wasn't right. I will say that our lives intersected for a brief and intense moment and we will just leave it there.
I don’t want to brag, but vows, morals and will power are no match for my blow job skills
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