halloween costumes for girls are easy, slutty teacher, slutty cop, slutty nurse, etc...
exactly, that's why i want something interesting
slutty neuroscientist?
my girls lil sis wanted to play hide & seek. she told her 2 go hide. we went to the room and had sex. she was hiding under the bed.
I was born in the year of the cock... How fitting.
it's kind of slutty but what the hell, so are we
My relaxing drive may end up as a surprise bootycall in Pittsburgh. Don't try to stop me.
I think it really helped to be hungover at accepted students day. it gave me a good feel for how it would be everyday if I go there.
Great sex, the promise of us mixing our excellent genetics in the future, and access to drugs are mainly what's holding this relationship together at the moment
I need to keep a secret stash of instant alcoholic margaritas for when i deal with people. For example, right now, im grading, and I just don't fucking care any more. My students should make a thank you card for Jose Cuervo.
I refused to call him anything but Drake eyebrows all night.
You used a fucking bud light like as lube last night. I'd get a UTI test like stat.
Man I sound like a slutty Mormon
does having sex with an episode of House playing in the background count as studying for my MCAT?
I heard you ran into my sister lastnight. Do you remember making out with her and slapping my uncle?
Dilemma. I'm out of wine and I can't put on clothes to go to the liquor store bc I just got spray tanned. If this isnt white girl problems I don't know what is.
I woke up with clothes on this morning and I'm pretty sure you had something to do with that. Thank you.
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