ashley and jimmy are about to have sex on degrassi.... EVERYONES GETTING LAID BUT ME
he told me that if i wanted to smoke he could make a piece out of my shoe. were keeking this kid around
Dude I think I vomited on the wireless internet box too...it isnt working.
No, I'm not keeping her! I can't become an adulterer and a dog stealer in the same 24 hours...
Look what our sorority has done to us...we're hitting on girls in hopes of getting an awesome little.
We left live chickens on the basement slip n slide. Good luck finding your car keys
I said "have a good day officer and I'll see you friday when I get arrested for being too drunk.."
They drank shots out of my cleavage. Surprisingly, the one who did the best was a gay guy.
I've said it before and I'll say it again: your tits are a danger to gay men everywhere.
I have so much boob sweat I could bathe a baby
I just peed in a flower pot on the veranda while crying and holding a drink
You were dancing with his friend and you stopped to literally push the girl he was dancing with out of the way to make out with him
don't act like you've never hung your towel on your dick after getting out of the shower
I needed 3am water. Not 3am shots of rum.
There are far too many naked dudes in your apartment, and they aren't even watching porn. I mean seriously, they've got the Lion King on.
woke up with 8 used magnum condoms bound together by floss around my neck, thats about all im gonna tell you.
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