he wouldnt have sex with me because his guild had a misson on world of warcraft.
Just found 50 pesos and a coke spoon in my dads old shit. Gotta love the 70s
I'm 99% sure that for 3 hours I thought you were British. We must smoke that again.
The only thing the cop asked me is..... "how are you still alive"?
I'm doing it for my vagina. You should understand that
i was gonna do a lot worse than just throw cat food on you while you were passed out, but then you sleep vomited and i felt a little bad
New level of stoned. My Terry's Chocolate Orange didn't 'whack-and-unwrap' so I ate it like an apple.
E drugging s springing. Ease dnt Kate. To t e. ess e I meant thou.
after giving head I just always feel like I need like. ice cream. as both a means of getting the lingering sperm out of my mouth, and a congratulations.
That works. I won't care. I'll be a mermaid. Mermaids don't give a fuck.
Especially drunk mermaids.
If I woke up in a pillar of smoke I suppose that's a sign right
I'm suffering a hangover from deep within. I feel like the half of the parts of my body are permanently laced with alcoholic substances
She said she wanted you to slurp her vagina like a spaghetti noodle.
I got a snap of someone jumping off a light pole. Was that you? Please confirm or deny. #onWisconsin
It's cool bro. The video I have of you drunk trying to fix it with the sonic screwdriver was worth it.
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