ok, his religious views on facebook are madonna lyrics. we no longer have to wonder about his sexuality.
just threw the rents a curveball by making french toast and bacon when i came home sober. good luck tellin when im high/drunk now.
Normal people don't sit around and watch Degrassi for twelve hours...
FUCK YOU.
Holy shit bill nye is being consulted as an expert on cnn and hes credited as the science guy. What the fuck is the world coming to?
This morning my doorman told me it was an accomplishment for me to be standing and conscious after last night.
we may have ended up at a gay bar on accident. we're gonna work this to get free drinks.
Got kicked out of the baseball game with a 4 officer escort. Not bad for a monday night.
I don't think you'd be able to understand Inception if you weren't high...
She used to be a real nice person. Now she's just a dick sucking machine
Not sure. All I know is that she has a tight dark green skirt and I will not rest until I have used my teeth to rip it off of her
i just stole a 8 pack of olde english 40s and 2 roles of duct tape. we are going to make edward proud tonight.
My booty call just moved 2 min from my house
This has pregnancy written all over it
I'm pretty sure that waking up butt ass naked with a bottle of 151 and a note that said "I didn't want to wake you up, but thanks" proves I had a good time....god bless America
She said "Im going to hug you" tried to give me a hickey then said her life sucks and started to cry.
My life is in shambles. Just made a grilled cheese in the microwave on a hot dog bun
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