And now we're talking about squeezing babies out of vaginas...
I am the poster child for what not to do during sex. Soon they will be calling an undesired position after me
I mean, I don't even call it a hangover anymore. It's just morning.
I think he's on the stoner protein diet. I just saw him, at 3 am, spreading mayo on a slice of deli ham and sprinkling salt on top.
I just want to do a slip-and-slide into a giant pool of jello shots right now.
I'm gonna lurk in the mother fucking bushes and watch karma take him down like a gimpy gazelle.
I didnt think the feeling of accomplishment for fucking brothers would be this great.
He was wearing a tux and a big sombrero so it automatically made the flute he was playing totally cool
I got whiskey, so I think the blizzard and I are at an even match
I didn't punch him it was just love coming out of my fist
Well five day drinking adventure in appreciation of cinco de drinko under the belt, great way to start may
Remember that time you puked in a beer pong cup while someone else was playing?
that happened
I'm like still hungover from the quinceanera.
yea plus he's gonna be wearing his gumby costume so that'll take a lot of pressure off too
Already doing pt exercises by picking my margarita up off the night stand. Fuck yeah.
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