Please tell me its not ok to love a 17 year old....no matter how hot he is and how sexy his eyebrow ring is oh lord
i would never do something against you youre the best i ever had
please tell me you did not just intentionally quote drake..
is it bad if I use the term bowl as a measurement of time, as in how long it takes to smoke a bowl?
I think the puke all over the side of my car actually improves its appearance.
Just picture a bunch of Abraham Lincolns having an orgy.
on the way to the hospital you kept asking if we could stop at the bar first. then you proceeded to puke out the window
you were standing in two feet of water, screaming at people walking by to "call river rescue".
Is there a law against that?
Nope not at all. Just morals. But fuck it, this is college, not real life.
Please take a moment of silence for the fact that I still have all 10 fingers
at work, .. 47 yr old boss was in a fight. 2 BLACK EYES. I may get fired. I cant stop laughing
I walked into my room last night at 4 am and there's a random dude in his boxers eating oatmeal on my futon. I looked at him and went to bed
Are there edibles for sale in the Denver airport because if so bring those to my mouth
So I'm just casually at the grocery store when I remember that there's still a clove of garlic in my vagina
So you're at your daughter's volleyball game looking at dicks online? That's amazing.
No, I was picking her up from volleyball and sitting in my car looking at dicks.
I don't know which is weirder: that she was old enough to have a live-in son close to my age, or that the woman he was with was close to hers
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