Excuse me do you have gonnorhea?
he spent the whole night trying to convince me into a2m. i won't even use the pb til i clean the jelly knife. i love him but it's not going to happen.
No gym. Sooooo hung over. Just puked up the water I drank and it still has ice cubes in it.
She brought up feelings... her days are numbered
you came downstairs saying you were now 'dressed to impress'
what was i wearing?
nothing
Why are you speaking in third person?
Because I'm so hungover that I don't even want to be myself anymore.
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Yes. Amanda is the only option and I want cake so I can sacrifice my vagina.
No shame December is a go.
Where were you last night, and why am I not surprised that drag queens were involved?
Haha ohman remember when I peed in your blender? Gotta love college.
YOU DID WHAT???
bought even stevens on dvd and enough weed and pizza bagels to last us a week.. ready to get snowed in?
well considering the guy who just delivered my cookies had to console me as i had a mental breakdown in front of him i'd say i'm 4/10 right now, thank you
Don't send me heart emojis when you're jacking off.
One singular head for man, one giant climax for mankind
This is a hangover from hell. Delivered by the devil himself.
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