Thank you for leaving pool of vagina on my girlfriends carpet.
I wanna dance tonight. i just wanna grind my ass in some man's dick.
the biggest problem in our relationship is that im team edward and my boyfriend is team jacob
I just woke up to people screaming "funnel" in my kitchen....
Happy St. Patrick's Day.
you know what its like when everyone is chanting "do it, do it"...still friends?
idk if ive ever seen a picture of him on facebook with his pants on
Its trashy in the best of ways. Like a stripper working to pay for college.
Pretty much knew it was gonna be awful when the extra condoms she had from her ex were entirely too big for my dick
I have bruises everywhere. I think I took "the drinks are strong" as more of a challenge than a warning.
"Douchebag of the Year" award goes to the guy who didn't reply to the picture of my tits.
I also point out to everyone that she looks like DJ's gf on Roseanne.
Slept at my ex's best friends house while my ex was locked out and I walked by him sleeping in his car this am
I would reevaluate a bf who is happy with other guys doing me.
It's a sad day when a deadly hurricane headed your way is less depressing than your relationship status.
i stood outside in the bushes for thirty minutes. Do you know how many drunk guys pee in bushes at 2 am?
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