I'm fascinated by her cleavage. She has deep cleavage, but no obvious boobage to speak of. Check it out.
you went to subway and got pissed when they refused to deep fry your sub
I'd call her a cunt, but she dooesn't seem to have the depth or warmth.
i wish that every time i slipped on a sheet of ice i had the ability to recover with a michael jackson move
can you explain why there is a dead rabbit in my front seat?
idk, I had a turtle in mine.
i just sold back the books i vomitted on
The bartender laughed but the manager kicked me out when the mom conplained. There's no way my fart harmed that baby in any way
The bellhop gave us weed in our keycard envelop. We went down to tip him and he apparently never gets that so he just gave us more weed. Kentucky is strange
I still feel like a bad person. A shoulder to cry on became a dick to suck.
Just woke up in my fuck buddies bed with, from the looks of her ass and side boob, a girl that is not my fuck buddy. This should be interesting
I offered the opportunity to grope my boobs for pints. Two girls took me up.
I went to watch porn and there's already 3 Santa videos. Happy November 1st.
I lick assholes and I wouldn't eat mdma
They sent him a photo of me smoking a bong whilst wearing the dinosaur head. I think that's the last we hear of his nonsmoking fitness freak ass 🤷🏼♀️
Had to clear my browser history. I figured if she used the search bar and her name came up, it might be a little creepy.
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