Did you read the article making fun of the right wing extremists? How they organized this 'tea party', and to propagate it they would mail teabags to their senators? And it became a verb...they had posters saying 'teabag obama!' yeah...
A message to Mrs Obama perhaps?
so apparently mom and dad slept together on the first date
i guess it runs in the family.
and all i could think about was how mcdonalds would not be open anymore after we were done having sex
She was holding a turtle doing a beer bong out of a flower watering can.
5 am booty call.. And I went I need to gain better control of my vagina
If her puking on your pool table is her sign of a good night, it's time to intervene.
dreams really do come true on the roof and drinking again
GO AHEAD, BITCH, GLARE AT MY WAFFLE ONE MORE TIME. I WILL FUCK YOU UP.
damnit. I just found my cousin on tinder.
I'm drunk and I have your birth certificate
You are hereby uninvited from future Turnt Tuesdays until further notice.
Dude, half of south Mississippi has seen my taint. I'm not worried.
Let's be honest, I've seen a decent amount of dicks in my life and very few of them have been worth all the trouble.
You are talking to me during sexting hours. Be careful, innuendos are taken seriously
I ripped my favorite bra in half last night while I was undressing in a drunken rage.
What was the rage all about?
He wouldn't stop to let me get McDonald's french fries.
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