We almost didn't get a second pitcher, but now we're getting a sixth.
do guys with small dicks even attempt to pursue romantic relationships?
Just looked at my outgoing calls. Seems I had a 7 minute convo with my 10th grade english teacher at 2:56 am Saturday...
Did the math... it's Magna Cum Laude whether I get a 4.0 or a 0.0 this semester. I'm blacking out now, wake me up when I have to walk across the stage,
i took my sailor hat off and used it as a vom bucket
All i'm saying is it doesn't matter how drunk you were, at 26 years of age you should always remember to take down you pants before you shit in the toilet
okay when i look at this i can see it on the future news along with the headline "picture scandal involving senatorial candidate sexually harassing drunken idiot in what appears to be a pink room of pain"
25 likes of a picture on Instagram of my butthole. beat that.
He saved you from those guys at the club, took you home, and made you breakfast. If this isn't your come to Jesus moment IDK what is.
I don't think stranger penis made your tonsils bleed
There's a big difference between a penis and a toilet.
Pray for me.. I'm like the lonely vagina in a sea of sworming dicks
was having sex but got distracted... he instragramed a pic of his crotch
imagine the bill from school house rock beating the shit outta you
and by running errands I mean eating an entire bag of milanos by myself in the Walmart parking lot
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