We should steal a little kid and go to Chucke Cheese
He probably put up nude pics. He seems like that kind of guy.
His bootycalls folder in his contacts are divided into regions, we should have all become airline pilots.
You were rubbing sand all over yourself and everyone else and claiming you were "EXFOLIATING."
What's standard gratutity for someone having a miscarriage on stage at a strip club? It's important.
He just got dropped off drinking a flask, sitting on the handlebars of a chinese delivery man's bike
Tonight's gonna be epic. Did he bring my noodles?
Smoked a blunt with a girl i met at the bus stop today. What you did today is irrelevant
Yea. I feel great. My life is great. My job isn't as shitty. And my daddy loves me. I love strip clubs. Great self esteem boost.
I just want to be like i dont know you but ive seen your penis & i like it
Doing laundry. My jeans from last night smell like chicken wings and motor oil.
we told you you couldn't get your dick sucked because you were a girl and you yelled at us and said we were 'discriminating you'
this is an emotional support booty call
The power of my boobs compel you
Don't trim your pubes if you've been drinking. I can't believe I have to tell you more than once.
This guy wants me to put ice under his foreskin. What!?
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