have fun at tinkers! p.s. are there any hot guys who look like they wanna wait until marriage to have sex?
Well if yoir are still awake and secided to drink... You may aswell drink
That text needs to switch to water.
guess who just trotted in eating her oats and wagging her penis
You know you have a problem when the only thing that saves you is that you drank so late into the night that you sleep through the designated walk of shame time window
This is why I'm not putting my name in lights over your bed.
Pro tip: Don't start playing Bejeweled on Facebook while waiting for your Adderall to kick in. Unless you have the next 9 hours free.
Then she opened the door and pitched the dead squirrel out, yelling "TELL THE OTHERS WHAT YOU SAW"
At my wifes high school reunion. Found out her nickname was 'Back Door Brooke'. EVERYONE is calling her that.
Can we do a version of last night where I actually remember shit?
Hot Italian guy literally came into my logic class just to get my number to study with me and left. America.
I think I blacked out after I decided drinking alone on the trailered jetskis was a good idea
Can you send me the pic of me puking with a quesadilla on my shoulder
He literally said from now on he's always banging chicks with asthma becuas it's such an ego booster
I swear I was in Legend of Zelda Twilight Princess and American Ninja Warrior at the same time. I'm never getting high while rock climbing again.
Have you ever drank bourbon in your underwear while wearing a Santa hat and reflecting on the decisions of your life? Asking for a friend.
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