their songs make me feel all the things I wanna feel. Ya dig?
and what kinds of feelings would these be?
Happy, horny, occasionally hungry
If there's anything in this world better than hotboxing in the rain I haven't found it yet.
Agreed
I sometimes wonder how many of the girls I know have done anal...and why none of them have ever dated me.
why wash my dick in the morning if you're not there to suck it?
The sex was great until she started shouting, "Succeed!, Succeed!" Then it was like I was fucking a motivational speaker. Awkward.
i'm pretty sure the only people calling it "sexting" are ones who don't actually do it
I may have pooped in your shoe. or somewhere else in your closet. its unclear.
dude. we need more in our fridge then just beer and applesauce.
She just got out of the car and said "hold on purse.. It's going to be a bumpy ride"
we started pounding beers an hour ago to celebrate our personal snow day tomorrow. vodka shots for u of i's actual decision are on standby.
And the prospective student I was showing around had to take care of me.
I wasn't supposed to sleep w him. So of course I sent him gps location to my bed.
THAT HOSPITAL MADE ME REALIZE THAT I'M BISEXUAL
My butthole is tingling. Must be the grapefruit juice
You stocked up?
No actually didn’t get a chance. If you wouldn’t mind bringing me a brownie and a bottle of Jameson that’d be nice
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