I woke up at 7am naked in my bathtub with the shower running. My apartment was so full of steam that my ceiling was dripping. Who thought it would be okay for me to get my own place, anyway?
eric is really sick so I'm taking care of him! :(
just blow him with soup in your mouth.
I hope i woe up in your car, or else i stole someone elses and slept in the back seat
even the sluttiest version of myself will not go down on him
Met some locals. They are taking me to a place where there is topless bullriding. I love this country.
I say that when we get our grades back we're making a drinking game out of it.
Just got a blowjob on the pier where my great-grandfather entered America.
We got back together. The pastures weren't greener on the other side, the dicks were just smaller
I can't find the keys to get out of my front door, there are random socks in my bicycle basket and I can see a plastic handle of cheap vodka sitting on my porch. oh, and my head just broke u with me.
Of dear god, I've been waiting to have rug burn like this since I got bored of my vibrator 2 months ago
Is valentines day the worst or best day to ask for a threesome? I'm weighing some options on this high-risk manoeuvre.
Didn't want you to think it had been open season on my vagina since we broke up.
OK, but next time I'd like to be present for our make-up sex.
Oohh. Then yes, he is the Alpha Fuckboy.
I made out with that lesbian chick for a blunt. NO REGRETS.
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