season finale of lost and an oz of weed. tonight my mind is going to be blown.
apparently 20 random guys watched the process of me being carried on a mattress through the dorms
and she was grinding on the wall, purring at guys she liked at the pregame...
A guy wearing a hard hat while floating the river. It's the most responsible drinking we saw all day.
Dude id rather jerk off w a fist full of bee's than deal with that girl that never stops talking.
What?! Why else would they put table cloths on a table if not for discreet oral sex? That's why they were invented! Read a book...
so i ran into nick. i may be more gay than anticipated
How does she have a hairless cat and a husband it's not fair. Both are hard to come by
My tights ended up on the driveway folded neatly. Any ideas how that happened?
We were banging then all I remember is coming down hard and smashing my top teeth off his forehead. I just rolled off and tapped out. Done-zo
Ur dad just showed me a tit pic he got omf
Fuck. What bets did I make about "yeah when the Cubs win the World Series" that I gotta reneg on????
You were so fucked you introduced me to a pile of Laundry
I wondered why I slept in the front room
I refuse to fake an orgasm. If I'm dating him, he better work for that shit.
Campus scavenger hunt! and by scavenger hunt I mean all the pharmacies are sold out of Plan B.
Randomize
