i thought i deleted your number from my phone...Wtf
I really love her but I don't think I can go the rest of my life without anal.
ice luge is my downfall...
...u mean upfall.
easter eggs filled with ecstasy. it's what jesus would do.
Fastest blow job ever. Though it was probably a good thing since we were in front of my house.
I had to close one eye to read the questions on my final this morning. That hungover.
I will now refer to my life as before and after I used Astroglide for the first time
No, the responsible one does not yell out "lets go to iHop" at 5 in the morning to a bunch of drunk people with munchies.
Cause its not a drunken adventure unless someone ends up in a pool
I WANT TO. I JUST IMAGINE HIS BEAUTIFUL BLONDE HEAD INBETWEEN MY LEGS AND I BREAK DOWN AND START CRYING.
After he finished he sang his college fight song like it was some victory
I'm now having weird sexual fantasies about that riverdancing figure skater. So thanks for that.
I needed tweezers to get my thong out of my ass this morning.
How long until you're healed?
Physically? A week or so. Emotionally? The scars of dislocating my knee at a frat and flashing my panties to the whole crowd wi never heal.
Should I wish him a happy birthday?
Well he has been inside of you enough times that you probably should.
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