her voice honestly makes me want to vomit. i have springsteen cranked up all the way.
lets put it this way..we'd win on tool academy
So yes, he's hot, a scorpio, an artist and a perfect cock. I think my bi train just arrived in gay town.
Did you not learn anything for "HERPES SCARE 2010".........
I cant feel my face. Like I dont even know if I have one. I wish I had a helmet
Jsyk, in serious talks of trading blowjobs for soup in bed. I'm sober
fucked a girl in Bentley hall at ten tonight, came on the carpet and I plan on doing it in another building soon. Watch where you walk
it was like fucking a Mumford & Sons song
I just peed on a rich man's lawn fuck yeah America
I went out with a plan. I came home with a Brian. THIS WAS NOT PART OF THE PLAN.
I wanna hang out. The cats don't talk back.
How do you explain to your mom that you let your friend stab you in the leg while drunk and high on coke?
Few clarical questions about last night: 1. How did we get home? 2. Am I wearing your underwear? 3. Where is Andrea? 4. Guy with nose ring last night hot?
1. You tried hitch hiking "like a pro" and flashed cars while sticking out your thumb until I called Michael. 2. I don't know but probably. 3. Who is Andrea? 4. Hot.
Bear grylls would be proud of my improvisation. Just used her vibrator to massage my back after hurting it at work.
I can’t believe the first text I’m sending you from this phone was about how I just got fingered in a smart car on tin can hill
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