i am a beautiful darrk chocolate womann
honey you're def caucasian
i am a beautiful white cholcllate woman.... Z
I called Tyra Banks a whore to her face. A sure sign I should go home. Instead I went to the gay bar.
If your 8 lb baby was ham it would serve 6-8 people
Im dancing with my grandma to Low right now at the wedding. There's no coming back from this.
I bought a nasal spray, my nose needs to be in order by the weekend
Watching tv. She's giving me head and she hates it when I watch her.
at some point i feel off my bar stool straight into the arms of a gay guy. just my luck.
I think I will be cutting those pills in half...Jesus just tried to sell me a toothbrush.
Last night you told me you "were too high" and didn't deserve a hashbrown.
What alcohol should i drink Saturday to completely hate life?
She's on her period. You don't know what fear is.
STOP PUTTING PICTURES OF JONAH HILL IN MY KITCHEN CABINETS!
Wow. Ok who would waste Game 7 ticket on kids?!
Poor parenting at its best
so after 3 days of looking i found the keg...looks like somebody tried burying behind the garage
Did u find my other sock in your bra? U said u were uneven so I did the gentlemanly thing.
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