i need a penis for penetration, you wont do.
oh yeah... my b.
you looked like a weeble wobble. everytime we thought you were going to fall you bounced back up...you're an amazing drunk
I spit up blood this morning
That's vegas.
In retrospect pumpkin carving while drinking Patron was a bad idea.
The woman exiting the men's room tried convincing me she was actually a good-looking man.
He started to notice that i sleep with every girl he calls dibs on.
we did shots in class this morning as part of a presentation. WHY AM I LEAVING THIS COUNTRY?!
High moment. Almost just passed the blunt to the dog.
Can't tonight. I'm supposed to get drugs for some college kids. Just doin my part in helping to enlight america's future
I can only only sleep there on nights I orgasm cause he snores so loud and if he leaves me hanging one more time ill probably cut off his dick from lack of sleep and frustration
No he can't help me find his house he is strapped to a stretcher facing the opposite direction
He sent me a dick pic, and it had smeared lipstick on it. So I sent him the pic of my tit with the hickey ring your brother gave me.
Going to give your dick a friendship bracelet.
sorry for running off in the middle of that heart to heart. free food.
I made a powerpoint to trip to.
you are so studious.
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