About to find out how well alcohol and lazer tag mix.
All was going smooth until he pulled a condom out of his collection he kept in a Cheesy Gordita Crunch Box from Taco Bell.
help me choose which girl to send myself boning to my girlfriend to make her want to break up
which one looks the most like her?
I drank entirely too much. My skin hurts to wear
U should just post that picture of u two on facebook with the caption, does anyone know this girl? If so please tell her to take plan b, thanks
Sex last night was mind blowing. your wife is one lucky lady.
Oh fuck. There is like a human shit on the sidewalk. I hate this place.
Send me one of your boob pics as an example. I mean this in the straightest least lesbian way possible.
I think Saturday night will always be a mystery to me, except for buying an excessive amount of birthday shots for everyone and yelling BIRTHDAY SHOTS before every shot.
HE'S LIKE A GREEK GOD BUT HE'S FROM BOSTON. HE'S A BOSTON GOD
pray to him
I WANNA PRAY ON HIS DICK
Getting drunk at 9 am is not a super power.
Well I can cross 'get my dick slathered in coconut oil while watching the bob's burgers porn parody' off my bucket list.
All I'm saying is this is the exact reason I should not be left unsupervised.
All I want is a wedding with a dress and a veil and where I can go and my cat can go.
it's not rock bottom until you fall down an escalator on the way home from a hookup and have to have you dad come pick your drunkass up at 3am. Adulthood.
Randomize
