I think I'm going to go home and read The Bible.
Fuck you I wanted that fabulous flaming homo to win american idol...its like we lost the gay marriage vote...again
happy early fathers day!!!
im not a father
about that...
I guess what I'm trying to say is you've fucked more people than the economy.
I tried to put the left over margartia in a box for you but they wouldn't let me
just got tipped $5 to put a barbie in a waffle cone and drip caramel sauce on it while a group of dudes cheered and one took pics. 90% sure they were sober
We made out a little and then he gave me some weed. I would say it was a pretty productive stop on my way home
That moment when you see yourself in a security camera feed and realize you forgot a bra. And pants.
some dude just accurately guessed my height and bra size.. that is cup AND inches around. creepy, yet impressive
I just had to go dumpster diving, at 3am, in the rain, because I realized that I somehow threw away the brand new package of birth control pills I picked up from the pharmacy this afternoon. So I'm sort of a responsible adult.
we had sex in his office so i figured it was appropriate to like his company's page on facebook
If I end up in the hospital remind me to order jimmy johns.
Why?
They deliver.
before i could order beers she was on stage 69ing with a stripper
What the hell do you do when your fuck buddy leaves to go for a piss naked and 20 minutes later hasn't come back and can't be found anywhere in the house or outside but has left his phone, tee shirt and shoes in your bedroom.
I don't think there is a pre defined social etiquette for a lost naked fuck buddy now roaming the streets.
Well, I have no idea where my underwear is, so yea I would say it was a good weekend.
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