did you know that the clit is basically just a tiny penis? Ya.. So just think about that next time you're down there.
I'm so horny!
I'm so hungry
WHAT A TERRIBLE REPLY!
For your pussy...
The girl next to me in class is taking notes on woman's suffrage with a girls gone wild pen.
had to ask my 13 year old sister if she knew any dealers... she did. it's good to be home.
sometimes you have to go after what you want
true. and i really want to cum
on the brightside, the semester can only get better from getting a dui at 8 am on the first day.
your optimism is becoming unhealthy
you spent the rest of the night making a recipe for mixed drink called "the new years bowel remover". it has 13 parts but judging from the bold all caps, the boiled avocado is the most important
thanks for waiting 12 hours to ask if I was in a ditch or not
I had something called a trashcan. Never again. I almost fucked chewbacca.
You're the Michael Phelps of my vagina. Most decorated Fuckolympian of all time.
Am I going to be on condom boxes?
Well to me, someone is not really my friend until we go to a mcdonalds drunk at 4am. It's like a right of passage
AMERICA LOVES YOU. RIDE THAT DICK LIKE PAUL REVERE RODE HIS HORSE SO MANY YEARS AGO
They forgot my ranch. They're dead to me.
I think I was just motorboated by a 4-year old girl.
The economy isn’t reopen until I can get drunk and motorboat fake tits at lunch on a Wednesday
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