But honestly u used to be a cool guy and lately uve been superame(734): Superlame
At least make sure they are 18
Why
To answer your question of whether I "went back," tits just informed me I was kicked out for falling off my barstool and passing out on the floor...
just got my girl scout cookies. wanna get high?
I don't want to have to force feed him my vagina!!
I need to find a more grown up way of dealin with a hangover at the office than pringles and mountain dew at 8:30 am...
Did strip banana grams actually happen last night
Food lion is just a portal. Cheetos are the goal. Its like not banging a super hot chick cause she is french. She still has the same parts just from a different box.
Now I am going to fly my toy helicopter in the dark.
She twisted her ankle and paid a homeless guy for a piggy back ride home from the bar.
History professor is at the bar. Hurry! There's only so many A's he could give before it starts to look bad.
Just specific performance'd my way into her pants. I literally said specific performance and that shit worked. Thanks B. Law!
What is soo wrong about a house of half-naked people hugging each other and laughing?
The pinata full of drugs?
woke up next to the new dishwasher. set the record for banging a new employee to 6 hours...i should be a professional sexual predator
come over. We can flirt with the criteria for substance abuse and talk about our daddy issues
I'm still thinking about that amazing orgasm last night. I literally heard angels singing "Hallelujah!!"
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