I got chris browned last night
You were in the bathroom for two hours practicing "Revenge Faces".
i would totally change schools right now just to be that new girl everyone wants
I love wearing low cut shirts cuz then when class gets boring, I can look down and admire my breasts.
By the end of the cruise, there was literally nothing in our room he hadn't peed on.
FYI the landlord called and plumbers will be tearing up the bathroom tomorrow. Apparently the tub is leaking into the apt below us so be sure to pee in the shower today.
So I just tried to wake him up with a blow job and he literally touched the top of my head and said snooze button
Second wind. Either that or my heart is about to explode. I'm hoping the first one.
This football player keeps talking about his drunk dad. I think he may start crying. Does this deserve a roll tide?
I woke up at 6am to a knock and a naked guy at my window.
Now that I've quit blow, I think I'm allergic to my cat....
Well I want to be mistreated and called a slut and finger banged
But I guess hugs would be nice
Not all of us can be into hot dads. Some of us have to have commitment issues and be into musicians.
Tonight was a total waste of a shaved vagina
I was dressed as Waldo and the cops kept saying looks like we fuckin found you
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