I thought she had blonde hair
No, Gonorrhea actually
The sweet smell of jungle juice and bad decisions is calling our name.
I just bought 4 bottles of wine in sweats at 530 on a monday night. Fuck law school
He made me a period mix..should I back out now?
Atty had lunch with DA and confirmed I am not the target of the investigation. No word on anything else
There were gay boys and a jukebox. It was like god wanted me to.
Dad and I are shitfaced screaming at Canadians in Walmart. Life is good.
Things were easy when he was just a penis. Now he's a penis with feelings.
I want to be stormed in. I want to be stuck there. I want to climb a pyramid of strippers to safety
K, im gonna wait to get my dick pierced so we can do it as a family function.
Just follow the currents of life. And if they take me on to a guys dick, so be it.
There's an owl outside. I feel like he's hooing directly at me.
you got drunk, told him he looked like shaggy and said 'I wouldn't show you my mystery machine for all the scooby snacks in the world'
Jesus Christ. Even your cock has to be an overachiever. :-(
Dick pics just aren’t doing it for me, this bowl of Mac n cheese and Game of Thrones trump you tenfold
Randomize
