WORST DINGLEBERRY EVER
I just spent my lunch hour driving around campus yelling "TRADE LIVES WITH ME!" to all the freshmen moving in
Man now I have poo on my blackberry!!!
brownberry?
just heard some guy walking down the street say "butt sex in the sun"
go get him tiger.
I'm drunk at the doctor. It's not that fun. Overrated in fact.
It's blow job season.
Its like her house is inhabited by 50 year old lesbian water color artists with a throw pillow fetish
We played Rock Paper Scissors to see who would have to go down on the other person.
I think he should just go away to a small penis island and never come back
I've entered the world of uncircumcised penises. It's disgusting.
Its really hard to get off when the googly eyes on your vibrator stare into your soul..
i found you laying on the floor staring at the ceiling and you kept muttering "why" in various inflections.
Looks like taco salad for lunch. I may have died and gone to be better circle in hell than I thought.
Dude, you spit in your shirt pocket saying "I'm saving it for later" then dove head first into the pyramid of beer cans we set up.
I guess when the asshole said “I really miss you and want to get back together” he actually meant “I’m banging a Hooters girl behind your back.”
I hope she gives him gonorhea
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