I went to moterboat her and I started laughing, so I just kinda blew on them... I think I'm gona call that move the sailboat.
he made transformer sounds every time he changed positions. how do you think it went?
cum and cheesecake for breakfast...don't fucking tell me pride week isn't awesome
Got kicked out of the baseball game with a 4 officer escort. Not bad for a monday night.
There's a pair of socks on the bar. No-one's questioned this.
Bathrooms are cool, I think Im just gonna hang out here for a bit.
Things I woke up with this morning: half a mcmuffin, orange hair, one shoe and a friendly german man. Tequila was a brilliant idea.
So take that alcohol. I still win. I ALWAYS WIN. Plus i didn't have to wear clothes. DOUBLE WIN.
THE ALMIGHTY HAS FALLEN DRUNKENLY OFF HIS HIGH HORSE AND INTO HOLLY'S VAGINA
She needs more friends. Or a second therapist.
If I'm going to risk life and limb to wear a Wings jersey to the Garden next week, the least they can do is win.
And the most would be ending up in bed with one of them.
The bump on my forehead, i think, was from falling asleep at front door, on my knees, slumped over. But we played good music so what?
Fucked him in a graveyard. Need plan b.
Couch. On fire.
His face will be in my vagina later so I'm willing to forgive.
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