i mean i'm ok with bufu but if i'm gonna do it it needs to be a mutual agreement, and there are steps that need to be taken. you don't just go OOPS we're doing it now
I'd like to come home and be able to sleep in a bed that's not filled with crumbs from you getting too high and passing out while eating. This is seriously getting ridiculous.
Theres also beggin' strips and a dog bone in the corner...nooo signs of there being a dog though.
I can't believe you just became a stipulation in their divorce papers.
We need to get sombreros so I can give them to strippers.
Oh boy...do i want the 'something you can tell your mom in 10 yrs' version or the 'Im gonna call you a whore but be proud' version?
I have to date her. We need a place to stay when we go tailgating.
This guy just told me he wanted to bathe in bong water with me and then tried to lick my nipple through my bra. This could be love.
I am as serious as getting herpes in Mexico...
What do herpes have to do with anything?
Due to last night I think a roommate constitution should be made. The first law will be designed to prevent any chicks below a 4 to enter the house.
You think you're smart. You're pretending to be asleep to save yourself from my hormonal pms mood swings. Unfortunately that only works against bears.
Our drunk hook up was interrupted by the delivery guy. When he came back to my room we ate the gyros and went back to sex like we didn't take a lunch break.
dude the dog literally grabbed the condom out of the trash can and threw it in the air i'm screaming
You poured all their beer into ziploc baggies so it would be "better on the go"
Just saw a girl I banged wearing a pro life shirt downtown. Not sure where to start with that.
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