I love you and miss you, which in no way dimishes how much I hate the person you turned out to be, but I still love and miss you.
party is dying down. we just wrote whore in the yard with gas. Photos to come.
There is a man walking 2 goats through the city.
Bonus: only one of them was on a leash.
Baton twirling is one of his activities on facebook.
Also he is "an Ohio stae gran champion twirler". You cannot tell me he's straight
he just told me about his fetish for rubbing grape jelly on his penis.
you think it's bad that I have four different guys toothbrushes in my bathroom?
know what turns me on? long, stringy hair on a pasty looking girl with an overstuffed backpack and kneepads over her jeans in case she falls off her scooter
your less of a man for seeing that
After the tests come back negative, you guys will look back on this evening with fond memories...
Do something fun then. Blow up the house or whatever.
How have you survived this long?
Dumb luck and a deal with the devil.
I can't even remember the last time I took my own pants off
Just living on dreams and a bed of used condoms
I'll just put on a bunch of mascara and cry right before I get there. Then everyone will recognize me.
LETS THROW SHIT OFF THE PORCH
It was like sex on an active volcano surrounded by the night sky and bloodhounds. And by that I mean it was nice.
Sorry. I was preoccupied thinking about penises
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