I just saw a stripper wear a tube top around her floppy gut. God bless Michigan.
if someoen knew that someone accidentally drunkly kissed your boyfriend would you want them to tell you/?
followup question: what if both somones were me?
mom and dad are leaving for florida on 4/20, this is a sign
My mom just used the words "ice cunt". It may be an interesting day afterall.
She went into the basement and sang to my cat for three hours....she actually has a beautiful voice....
Still bad at ganbling. Still good at dringing.
From what I remember, he had one ball. But it was cute
I think it really helped to be hungover at accepted students day. it gave me a good feel for how it would be everyday if I go there.
He went down on me to the national anthem being sung by Jordan sparks. It was very patriotic of him
Last night was a whirlwind of vodka - induced emotion
I also have bagel bites. I know that's not as big an incentive as the cocksucking but.....
Your phone just changed "liver" to "liquor" how dose that make you feel
that awkward moment when you use blowjob jokes as a segue into coming out as bi
after we got done having sex, you rolled over and ask what your yelp review was. So yea I'm kinda mad.
My professor just told my lab he could drive us around town in his 1991 Lincoln towncar limo for our bar crawl. This just keeps getting better!
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