is it really this hard to find a guy i can fuck and have a good time with who doesn't ask where things are going btwn us?
you sound like my dream girl
We were driving to yogurt express by state and these girls mooned is while they passed us and we saw full vag complete with tampon string dangling.
I've come to notice a late period isn't as exciting when you have no reason to worry
i literally would have sex with every single person on this girls wall, but not her
grilled cheese. we just shotgunned grilled cheese.
She said we should all be mermaids since didn't breathe for 9 months inside our mothers. I want her logic.
Drunk me thinks I can light up a cig anywhere, sober me finds this hilarious and highly irresponsible. The grocery store is not a bar.
Had to. She was getting married in 2 days & her vag was having a close out sale. You know I love a good bargain.
It's like a party bus, but there's a glass, airtight wall separating the driver from the passengers, and once everyone's on, they pump vaporized THC into the cabin.
I just yelled at a bunch of girl scouts for yelling "cookies" to loudly. That hungover
The chick who threw the party was all pissed cause she thought I made out with her boyfriend. Admittedly, I did, but she was throwing up and crying at the time so she really can't be that mad.
They invited me day drinking but brought their kids. 3 two year olds and 1 11 month old. I was asked to change a diaper, I laughed and took another drink of this margarita. I LIKE CHANEL AND TEQUILA NOT CHILDREN. Can we make new friends?
He came on my pillow pet. That's unacceptable. I hate boys.
i just remember that i was on top of him and he wasnt contributing to the event much.. god i hope he wasnt asleap.
Judging from the sharpie on my face, glitter on my chest and women's tiger print panties i'm wearing last night was a thing.
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