we got sick of 7 11 doubles so we made up a game where you just drink when anyone rolls a 5
thats barely a game just flip a coin
should we drink on heads or tails?
Stars make me really horny. Especially that shiny one its just staring at me.
No, I'm only going to drink half my paycheck. That's the responsible thing to do.
I'm wayyy too drunk to be in a parade right now
he went down on me with a nose plug on, you tell me how it went
We just filmed our own version of iron chef. The secret ingreient was whisky.
What did you cook with whisky?
We started a fire.
I dunno. Last time I went there I had got sexually propositioned by a Belgian prince.
She showed me her tits and my first thought was "I want these to feed my future children." I'm scared.
If I never see my landlord's dick again, it'll be too soon.
Does it qualify as sexting if you're both pretending to be fictional characters?
I'm not sure whether to be proud of you or weirded out.
There's no discreet way to sneak a cucumber into the shower lol
She gave me a can of steel reserve to pour on myself in the shower
i just thought a plastic bag was my cat. i just pet a plastic bag. that high.
I'm tempted to randomly yell out 'SO HOW IS YOUR UNDERAGE GIRLFRIEND' but that would be callous
We aren't doing Shrooms tonight bc that would be friendship cheating on you
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