So for his birthday I'm planning on doing what stripper did when she put the matches on her nipples..lights them n makes him blow them out..SEE I AM dating material.
This ain't no lie cnn says sonny n cher's dtr chastity is going to have sex reassignment surgery to become a man named chaz
Not surprised. I always thought Cher was a very passable post op transexual.
watching E! true Hollywood story: curse of the lottery.. i'd probably spend all my money on blow and airplanes too..
Do you ever wonder how many people have prayed for you to be a better person?
i just masturbated in footie pajamas. there's no judgement here.
On the plus side I got to ride in a fire truck and I didn't have to blow anybody for it
I have yet found the courage to put pants on. No judgement thursday led to no shower friday and now no pants saturday. God i miss college.
Tough to say exactly how to play this. I just know people don't like surprises when genitals are involved.
Is 'too horny to study' a good enough medical excuse to not take a final?
I woke up this morning in the house, I didn't realize it was physically possible to duct tape a person to the wall...
OMFG "ASS" JUST STARTED PLAYING ON MY PHONE VIA PANDORA AS IM IN THE CAR WITH A CONGRESSMAN FUCKKKK
So he just rolled you off his dick and fell on the floor?
You have not lived until you've had your brains fucked out on a broken down Tunnel of Love ride. Life is good.
the most terrified I've ever been was seeing Danny Devito squirming on the ground in this underwear, covered in hand sanitizer, completely hairless
you came home and ate 12 bananas. you really didnt think mom would know you were high?
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