Question for you. Are boobs and hands polarly charged, thus causing the inevitable joining of the two. If so are some breasts simply charged backwards
everytime i eat a fruit i feel like i'm eating ovaries
.....so he has a son. Josh. That is not his roommate
Pls stop me from telling anyone else my broken blood-vessel + splint are "climax-related" injuries.
you drank 3/4s of your half gallon of vodka, made a fort out of the kitchen table, and actaually had sex in in it.
We've reached that awkward stage of the relationship where he's in love with me when he's drunk, but sober him is still afraid of commitment.
we're using his nephews tonka truck toy as a cooler for the beer
My eyes feel like they're throwing up and I am the only human on campus
Well since your going through her phone..look man she loves you..she just loves my dick more
Him naked in my bed with a bottle of vodka in one hand, a pipe in the other, and a rose in his mouth.
It's no shave November. This is our time.
I just masturbated to the thought of him straight up talking to me. to us having a conversation. What the hell.
I think I ejaculated my soul out.
I've given up on the male species, I'm just going to be a lonely whore for the rest of my life.
MY GUT IS TELLING ME YES AND SO IS MY VAGINA
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