There was a point where some of my friends attempted 'moi's', which stands for makeout on introduction.
It involved going up to women and very aggressively trying to make out with them upon meeting them
Surprisingly the success rate was exceedingly high
I can already tell this is gonna be one of those parties where we sit across the room and text about people.
I have two black x marks on my hands.
Yep you got cut off last night after a stripper bent over in front of you and you screamed very loudly 'I can see your soul from here'
damnit I wish I could remember that.
Hurry. And bring back up. SHE WON'T STOP TALKING.
I just found three unopened cans of PBR behind our futon that I think I was saving for winter.
The yard is growling at me WHAT DID U GIVE ME?
Call me when you get off. I have stories about black lesbians in jail begging to braid my hair...
I just stood next to my childhood self. Fuck, I'm really stoned...
It was like the devil him self busted his red hot satanic nuts all over my face and burned my eyes out of my innocent sockets.
I just...no. You make my soul cry. You are giving me karma-cancer. This torture of my majesticness can no longer be tolerated.
so we were doing it and I was like umm hi im losing my virginity can you take off your beanie
I'd help you out but I got Bacardi and Tequila poured down my snorkel last night and I'm still drunk
he won't tell me his last name, but I know his garage key code
ill give you some hints: blood, carnival, fog machine, happy meal.
momentary stint on a second floor library computer...guy next to me snorted blue adderall off his notebook through a cut straw, i cant tell if this guy is my hero or just plain crazy...
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