Is it bad that when I see ugly people make out, I hope he's impotent?
so now she's a stripper
can't say i'm surprised
why did they invent bidet's? your butt gets clean when your poop falls in the toilet and splashes up anyway...
Things to remember: Girls don't appreciate it when you yell "Beast Mode!" when switching to doggy style.
Stop being a whore!!! Everyone can see!!!!
I would pay so much money for a video of you fucking a sheep
She got all mad because she said it was "unprofessional" to tell my manager to go fist herself.
I dislocated my rib eating pizza. I think I am broken.
I don't want to tell anyone! People who sleep with senators either end up in porn or guantanamo
You had a hat of bras. Probably a good dozen, which is totally impressive for a Thirsty Thursday
he just kept repeating "those were some pretty nipple-y tits" over and over the rest of the night
with great strapon comes great responsibility.
forgot to tell you your neighbor walked out of her house this morning just as I was leaving shirtless
found a thong and $20 in my right pocket. it's going to be a good day
He just stopped in the middle of undressing for sex to dip his slice of pizza in ranch. I think I’m in love.
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