your butthole totally puckers for the ginge
talk about how much treatments for your hpv hurts
if I hooked up with that creppy kkid in bio does that count as doing charity work during the holidays?
I'm in the line at the airport trying not to vomit on the person in front of me. Happy Tuesday.
I went to class with the sex aroma on me. The hot sun doesn't help much.
just got hammed at grandma and grampas 30th aniversary bash .. from the looks i was getting im guessing i wont be seeing an inheritance ...
Did you push me into the oil wrestling or did I elect to do it?
You said you wanted to do it, but I gave you a friendly nudge.
We ate a mysterious delivered pizza which no one ordered and then the wii wouldn't work so 20 of us watched porn on two laptops. Drunk took the awkward away.
Smoked all day yesterday and even more today. Just survived high dinner with mom and sister. Thought I might eat the whole table
Honestly I'm so excited to go to bed I feel as if I don't deserve to be in my early twenties.
Babe.. You are farting in your sleep and it literally smells like something crawled up your asshole and died.. I'm gagging and I feel like I'm eating your fart right now. I want to tape your ass cheeks shut and plug up that canon you call your ass. All I hear is snores and farts.. You are lucky I love you
You don't know how badly I want to just hold you as a soup spoon holds a bisque
I don't want anything calamari shaped after last night. But I appreciate the Cheerios offer.
Who knew that showing someone your boobs would make them stop crying.
I stared at his dick and then told him to get on his knees
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